Author Archives: the Zadge

This post was supposed to be about how Harry went to day care today and was confined to the newly “installed” baby pool — the $13 blue plastic number from Walmart that the Zadge has at home — instead of … Continue reading →

The Zadge didn’t get to spend Mother’s Day with her beloved Moomskers, but she did get to celebrate it with her own “kids”: Tulip was there too, but she was still stoned from her recent catmint trip, so she stayed … Continue reading →

The Zadge’s cowhide rug arrived today: Yeah, she’s throwing down a little cowboy on Old Vicky’s ass: If only she could throw down a big cowboy on herself. And look who is calmly sitting by while his older brother hogs … Continue reading →

Here are the two high points of the Zadge’s day: 1.  She’s got a date.  A DATE, people!  With a man!  Who she didn’t meet on the internet! A great friend in D.C. met a cute, funny doctor at her … Continue reading →

The Zadge watched Anderson Cooper interview Michael Phelps last night on 60 Minutes.  She has always thought Phelps was pretty goofy looking (after all, God doesn’t give you everything, right?). But the Zadge now finds the 26-year old Phelps strangely … Continue reading →

You’re on a deserted island, with no sign of rescue. You can have 10 things with you on the island. You just have to choose from this list.  What will keep you company under the long, hot days in the … Continue reading →

So the Zadge has a new crazy idea.  She wants to turn her garage into a photo/art/gardening studio.  There are pros and cons to this latest hairbrained idea.   Of course, the obvious con is that the Zadge loses a … Continue reading →

The Zadge intended to lie around all weekend, reading books on the couch with a nice cup of tea by her side or, more realistically, a nice strong cocktail.  Picture Lady Mary in Downton Abbey, except without the castle, the … Continue reading →

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The Zadge’s dad was nicknamed “Charts” in high school.  His dad, the Zadge’s “Poppee”, was the school’s principal and math teacher.  And apparently, he started every class by saying, “Look at the charts and take your seat.” Here is dear … Continue reading →