Look, the Zadge has no time for you peeps tonight because she has to jump off to her Match.com date in 20 minutes. And it looks – for a change – promising: 48 year old, 6’1″, athletic, cute divorced dad, with a graduate degree who owns his own company. Hello.
And yes, the Zadge took a photo of it while police blocked off the street and swarmed around him. And yes, she stood and watched to see if he would do it. And yes, she saw him jump and she screamed.
But dude! You are only about 30 feet high! All the dude suffered was a sprained ankle!
So anyway, the Zadge has got to jump, y’all!