The Zadge will have over 200 pounds of dog in her house for the next few days.
You might remember that Griswald is Ross from Friends’ service dog. And RFF had to travel to do some sort of macho Marine thing, so the Zadge is taking care of the Griz while he’s gone.
Ross from Friends brought the Griz to the Zadge’s office when he headed to the airport. Thirty minutes later, the Griz vomited all over the Zadge’s office. Three times. This from a dog who has never puked in his entire 12 months on this planet. The Zadge just brings out the vomit and diarrhea in dogs, oh yes she does.
But the real madness began when the Zadge brought the Griz home. Correction, the insanity began. And hours later, the insanity continues as the Griz and Harry and Bugs wrestle, and neck bite, and head hump, and pant, and bark, and charge each other, and pick every dog toy in the toy basket and throw them all over the house, and almost knock over the Christmas tree, and butt hump, and side hump, and pant, and did I mention the farting?
So the Zadge decided that she had to cancel her date she had scheduled for tonight. Yes, you heard that right, our Intrepid Spinster had a date scheduled. But in fear that if she left the hounds alone in Old Vicky, she would come home to find the entire house either on fire, destroyed, or dripping wet with dog slobber, she decided the better course was to stay home and oversee the insanity.
And since the date was with the Swimming Coach, who had cancelled on her before, she didn’t feel that badly about it. Yes, the Swimming Coach popped back up after he bagged on the date and the Zadge has been exchanging flirty emails with him ever since. So they agreed to reschedule to tomorrow night.
Assuming she survives the Three Dog Night.
UPDATE AS OF 10 P.M.: As the Zadge sat on the couch trying to learn how to play “Lost in My Mind” by the Head and the Heart on Blue Lena, the Griz got up from a brief slumber, looked at the Zadge and her guitar and let loose with a gallon of pee on the living room floor. Right in front of her.