The Zadge has to pull another ring and run on you all because she is going out to dinner with her new hot young boyfriend:
Yes, don’t bother looking for Ryan Lochte in tonight’s Opening Ceremony because he skipped it to dine with the Zadge. At that restaurant called “In Her Wildest Dreams.”
Yes, the Zadge has a full-blown crush on Ryan Lochte. And she loves his tat. And she’s predicting that HE will be the star of the Olympics, not Phelps.
But really, she has to run out to dinner with her old buddy from D.C., Blumie. Blumie is sort of responsible for the Zadge’s move out to Denver from D.C. And back in the day, when the Zadge still had knees that worked, Blumie and the Zadge pretended they were Olympians by competing in triathlons together:
Ooh, the Zadge just noticed the date stamp on that photo: “9/11/99″. Little did we know then what that date would come to mean in just three years. Sigh.
But enough of the doom and gloom! The Zadge must run and kick off her jam packed weekend, which includes brunch plans on Saturday and Sunday, a date with Dr. Boy Toy Saturday night and lots of quality time with her guitar, Blue Lena. The Zadge has decided to start a band called The Felonious Barkers.
And what are you doing this weekend?