The Zadge must do a ring and run on y’all tonight.
Did you do “ring and runs” when you were little? Where you and your 8-year old friends sneak up to a neighbor’s door, ring the doorbell and run away hysterically laughing, thinking it was the best trick ever?
Oh, yeah, the Zadge was one sophisticated comedienne back then.
Anyhoo, the Zadge would love to tell you all about her weekend shenanigans and how Bugs got professionally zapped by the Prison Dog Trainer so that he would never pull a Usain Bolt again and all her strumming with Blue Lena, but the Zadge simply doesn’t have the time. Because Dr. Boy Toy is on his way over to take the Zadge out to one of her favorite restaurants in Denver.
And, see, the Zadge sort of blew off Dr. Boy Toy Saturday night. Well, not really “sort of.” More like totally and completely. Because she spent the day at the pool with some of her fun friends, like Babe the Builder and Ross from Friends, and then they all went to a late lunch, and then there were beers, and then the Zadge just didn’t feel like leaving her friends to go out with Dr. Boy Toy for dinner like they had planned and she sort of, kinda, forgot to check her cell phone and didn’t “see” his texts inquiring about their dinner plans.
So now she has to make nice and run off to Olivea for dinner, even though she’d really rather be home blogging at her peeps and plucking Blue Lena’s strings.
That last part sounded sexual, but the Zadge assures you that she is not having anything other than a musical relationship with her guitar. Now, her relationship with Keith Richards? That’s another story.