The Zadge walked into a meeting today to prepare for her Big Thing happening next week at the Top Secret Day Job and a man who she will be working with during the Big Thing – who has known the Zadge for over a year – said, “Wow. You look great. You lost some weight and changed your hair color.”
The Zadge said, “No, I haven’t.”
The man replied, “Yes, yes, you have.”
The Zadge didn’t realize that she previously was a fat brunette.
Yes, the Zadge has lost her Gelatinous Muffin Top, thanks to the beans, but really no one would notice except for her. And maybe Dr. Boy Toy, if he had known her pre-beans, as he has, ahem, gotten a peek at the general stomach area. And the Zadge’s hair has never been any color other than blonde her entire life, so she has no idea what the man was talking about.
But, speaking of the beans, get this: the Zadge is getting FREE BEANS! Shelley, who works at the company that sells the magic beans, PureHealth, found the blog and wrote the Zadge a nice email saying how much she enjoyed it. And she is sending the Zadge some free beans! And hey, those of you who have been taking the beans, are they working for you?!
The Zadge must run now to down some more beans so she can continue to waste away and keep dying her hair different colors to confuse her professional colleagues. HAPPY WEEKEND!