Like Santa, the Zadge took to the skies this holiday, flying back East to visit the Fin Fan Club. And, like Santa, she now weighs approximately 200 pounds and needs a fleet of deer to pull her around.
Put down the butter and STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE. CARBS.
Yes, and like Rudolph, the Zadge now has a red nose.
Oh and there were fun times with the younguns of the family. Look! Here are the Zadge’s cute “Tween” and “Teen” nephews:
You don’t see them, do you? That’s because the Tween snuck into the Zadge’s camera and deleted them all, claiming he didn’t want to be “exposed on the Internets”, leaving only goofy photos of his aunt and the slumping posture of a teenager.
And yes, apparently it is a rule of the Fin Fan Club that you must always wear blue.