Monthly Archives: August 2011

Crash and Burn

Back in the early nineties, before they got all ubiquitous and mainstream, one of the Zadge’s favorite groups was the Dave Matthews Band.  She just loved the song “Crash Into Me.” Apparently, so did the driver of the SUV who … Continue reading

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The ABC’s of Cooking: The “L” meal

No, not a Lesbian meal. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. When God hands the Zadge lemons, leeks and linguine… …the Zadge makes Lemony Leek Linguine.  It was easy peasy as that horribly annoying Rachael Ray would say. The … Continue reading

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Tulip wants you all to know that Harry isn’t the only one who can look like a Polar bear-killer, if need be

Don’t let the white shoes fool you.

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Old MacZadge had a farm, oy vay, oy vay, oh.

You know the whole Urban Homesteader movement, where all these stressed out city dwellers decide to be sustainable, organic, blah, blah, blah, and grow all their own produce in their backyard so that they don’t have to battle for a … Continue reading

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Cupid shot an Arrow right through the Zadge’s Heart

The Zadge was sleeping with the cutest young black thang this past weekend: Meet Arrow, the five month old lab-mix puppy: Isn’t he just the cutest little thing?  And, no, the Zadge did not go out and get herself another … Continue reading

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STALKER ALERT! STALKER ALERT!

That Weird Winky Sexter called the Zadge this morning at 9:45 a.m.!!  She did not answer, because he now utterly revolts her, and she can’t quite fathom how clueless one grown man can be, and he did not leave a … Continue reading

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The ABC’s of Cooking are back, ‘k?

Between the long weekend of debauchery in San Diego, and the Stevie Nicks concert on a school night, and the Blues and Brew fest she went to on Saturday with Babe the Builder and the Chilean, not to mention being … Continue reading

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The Zadge had a date! A real live, non-Match.com date!

And then she didn’t. Here’s what happened: About three months ago, the Zadge was walking back to her office at the Top Secret Day Job from lunch.  A cute, tall guy stopped next to her at the intersection and said, … Continue reading

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Wherein shit and vomit fall from the heavens to punish the Zadge.

So the shit/puke mat in the Zadge’s dining room — formerly known as the Six Thousand Dollar but the Zadge got it Free, Hand needle-pointed, piece of art from China rug — is dead.  Dead.  NDR. The beautiful rug had … Continue reading

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Random Ruminations

Can someone please, please send me “Twitter for Dummies” ASAP? And yes, I have Tweetdeck, but for the love of self-centered over-sharers, how does one manage all these people who tweet their every thought 10 times an hour?! Speaking of … Continue reading

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