The Zadge is out tonight cavorting with her new friend, the Sundance Kid. I guess that makes her Butch. Which would explain why she’s still heterosexual and single.
But while she’s out
of the closet cavorting around with the ‘Kid, she thinks the house is totally safe from any intruders, what with her menacing cat on duty:Who needs an alarm system when you have Tulip? She may only weigh 10 pounds, but she can kick some burglar-ass with those white shoes.
P.S. Yes, if you look closely, you can see the Zadge has a clear “scat mat” on her couch that provides a slight shock if you touch it, in order to keep her critters off her Belgian linen Restoration Hardware sofa.
P.P.S. You can see how well that is working.