We here in Colorado are a very healthy bunch. We are super active and outdoorsy and we eat all organic, local and sustainable, blah, blah, blah. Don’t let the Zadge’s nightly libations fool you — we were ranked the Fittest State in the Nation last year.
And Denver, where the Zadge lives, was voted the Healthiest City for Pets. Harry, apparently, takes that title to heart:
Yep, I came home from the gym the other morning only to find that the little health nut had jumped up on the counter, pulled down a new, 12 ounce bottle of Agave that the Zadge used in her morning tea, and chewed off the top and drank the whole damn bottle!
Oh, thank god, it was organic.
The Zadge’s little canine health nut also took about five tea bags off of the counter and ate them. I’d show you a photo of that but there is nothing left to show except tea leaves spread all over his dog bed.
Yeah, that’s just what Harry needs, a little caffeine boost to his energy level.
But look how smart the Zadge’s little Marley health nut is – he knew that, even though his morning tea and agave were organic, locally harvested, blah, blah, blah, he better treat that sugar and caffeine overdose right away:
(No animals were harmed in the drafting of this post)