The crank, the hunger, the tiredness continues.
But today, toss in a big dose of annoyance. The Zadge is annoyed, really annoyed at The Cleanse. She’s not sure why she’s annoyed, since she brought this on herself and her only real goal (if truth be told) has been met – the GMT is gone.
But based on the reviews she had read on sites like Yelp, as well as her friend’s experience, she started to really think The Cleanse would make her feel better in general, with an increase in energy and have her sleeping like a baby.
And it has, if “sleep like a baby” means exactly that – waking up every other hour crying in hunger. The Zadge has felt better after a big night of drinking and eating than she has the past three days.
Come to think of it, The Zadge should be feeling triumphant. Her little cleanse experiment has confirmed what she always suspected: cleanses are a bunch of B.S. They clean nothing. They do no good for your already working fine body. They are diets in disguise. And for that, they work – if you have the discipline. And presumably, if you have that discipline to start with, you don’t need to diet!
But one good thing has come out of The Cleansing of The Zadge – a renewed focus on the ab muscles.
Like these, on The Zadge’s Lover, Daniel Craig:
She took this picture while she and Danny were vacationing in Mexico last month.
And yes, the hallucinations continue……