Skank Rant

The Zadge hates to dirty up her blog with filth, but feels compelled to discuss the disgusting Skanks that are Rielle Hunter, John Edwards, and Andrew Young.

You may have heard that GQ Magazine just released a tell-all interview with Skank Rielle. If you don’t mind vomiting in disgust after every other answer, you can read the whole thing here.

But let’s just look at some of the highlowlights, shall we?

Like how Skank Rielle incessantly refers to Edwards as “Johnny.”  As in, “I love Johnny until death do us part” and “Before I met Johnny, I had a lot of judgment about infidelity. Now I have a much deeper and greater understanding and acceptance of people’s processes.” 

Then how she insists that while she may be “kooky”, she ain’t no hussy.  Oh really? And did you say that before or after this saintly shot of you was taken:

You know, now that I see her sitting with Kermit, she does really resemble Miss Piggy!

How about when she gives up explicit details about how Johnny bedded her down two hours after meeting her in a hotel bar in NYC:  “You know, it was just this, this magnetic force field like I had never experienced..He was pretty relentless. And that’s all I’m going to say on that!”

Or when she opines about how Johnny is so “very honest and truthful. And all of that was hidden.”  For the love of god woman, did you really just say that with a straight face?!

And if giving a men’s magazine the explicit details of bedding down a presidential candidate whose wife is battling cancer, while posing without any pants on in a man’s shirt isn’t CLASSY enough, Skank Rielle goes on to bash Elizabeth Edwards, saying she “emasculated” her dear Johnny.

I was going to continue on about all the other skanks in this story, including Johnny himself and his sad little sidekick, Andrew Young, but I’ve made myself sick.   I guess we should all actually thank Skank Rielle for sparing the country from having “Honest Johnny” as our leader!